Ohh, no. If that’s what you think a Healing spell is, you and your sadistic wand are not getting anywhere near my injuries.
Because, of course, patching up teenaged witches and wizards is everyone’s dream. Between the injuries you inflict on yourselves and the injuries you inflict on each other, who wouldn’t want this job?
Well, that sounds incredibly lovely. Your relationship must be so strong and healthy, if you’re snogging… a giant twat. Merlin.
NO, no please, I know it -thinks really hard- ep-ep-episky? SEE I’M NOT A SADISTIC SORCERER.
I don’t know, if anyone really, really bothered you, you’d be able to heal them in the most painful way. Plus you’re doing a fantastic job considering the last one after Pompers went mad in the first month or so.
wait, are you…are you concerned? Is Zane Andros the magical and actually insane, non-caring playboy actually concerned about what I might be doing with a boy. -fakes shocked-